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Lifetime Acheivement Awards - A Fat Ass Warning

Well I am starting to collect my lifetime achievement awards. My first award: Angioplasty in the category of Heart surgery presented to me by a fine group of doctors at a local Indianapolis hospitals. I have worked my whole life to achieve this prestigious award. I want to thank all the people and companies that helped me achieve this award, including McDonalds, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Hostess, Frito Lay, Hersheys, oh there are too many to name them all and my time is running out. But I have to also thank my couch and especially my TV, for their 'huge' contribution in this achievement.

And to top things off, I am in the running for a second award, in the category of weight loss surgery, I am up for the coveted lap band award. Yippee. The good news keeps rolling in!

Anyway, let me close by saying this; if you also want to start receiving your own lifetime achievement awards, continue your bad eating habits and don't exercise and I guarantee you too, will be rewarded someday.